Boojamon's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chainsaw the Children]

Chainsaw the children? That's insane!

Congratualtions my children chopping chum!

[Zombie Squirrel Attack]

oh...

I liked it. It would be cool, if, like, when you shoot their heads they got whiplash or something...Hold on... can zombie squirrels get whiplash? Anyway, that's beside the point. If it's head jerked back a bit more then the player might get a better sense of achievement.... uh oh, i've turned into a critic again... sorry. Bye.

P.s. Yeah. it's Squirrelshotastic.

(That isn't sarcasm I just don't have an exclamation mark on my keyboard). P.s. come and see my movie- look in the category marked obituaries.

[Aqua Teen Quiz]

"Yeah, too bad THAT ISN'T FLASH"

"And it wasn't good either."- actual quote from Mr Pulp-Fiction himself

YAY! Trivia! Fanmail! my favorite.

What the hell is aqua teen?

Your loading takes soooooo long. And- a quiz? Who does them anymore?

This is some next McDonnalds shit.

Heaven57 responds:

This is an example of a very upset user. If anyone is curious, he made a comic on owls getting killed. Well, actually it's a 'slide show' Too bad he got so offended that he had to come review this. Tis a sad, sad person.

[Land Bomber]

YAY!

Finally! Someone with tallent! Much respect to you. I was playing this again and again and again! Frankly, I dont give a monkey's ass about the graphics or the sound! THIS IS THE BEST GAME I HAVE PLAYED ON THE WHOLE OF NEWGROUNDS!

Congratulations, and good luck!

I'll probabbly write a review tommorow too, so your site can be rated highest.

Laters.

shapedafly responds:

wow a 10 thanx very much

[Matrix: The Architect]

hmmm...

This systematic annomale of a moving picture has offended me quite so. Ergo I have blammed you. Ah ha ha ha.

Sorry. It had to be done. Nothing personal, yeah? Advice; Take the story line and remove the speech and graphics. Replace the speech with something more audible- try talking louder and with your face further away from the mic. And try tracing over some pictures from google until you eventually have a good enough shape for the people's faces. And stop just doing random talking when there isn't anything interesting happening. It shows how lame it is.

P.s. the only reason I gave you a bad review is because I am bitter I got three of my movies blammed. I now have to wait 2 weeks until I can put a new one on. Happy flashing! (scatch the last comment).