Boojamon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[halo dancing baby]

That...was...retarded...

I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it I like it . Especially that bit at the end with um... whats-her-tits... um- oh yeah- ally McBeal.

I'm ally McBeal... yeah.

Mmm...kay.... I think I should be going now... yeah... K... Leaving... right now... here we go... moving my mouse- as we speak...

Gonna go...

Right now...

Here we go...

*Boojamon runs out of space*

[Starwars spoof 4]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Oh my gosh, LOL.
That was brilliant. I am also very impressed by how low the loading time/ file size is.

And the characters ACTUALLY LOOKED HOW THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO!

Good job, man.

PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE DO MORE- perhaps a longer one? No, maybe not. Longer ones don't usually work as well... Keep up the good work any way

YEAH!

[A guy dies]

...

Well, that was random.

THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT.

In the words of Neil Armstrong:

"If it does not respond to force, sir, I suggest that you try playing with it by using your tongue. Of course, it could always engulf you..."

Uuuuuh.....Huuuuuuh

( ^~^ )

[Trigun thingy]

Hey

You suck... at being bad.

Hell, Axel, If that had a storyline, I would have given this a twenty instead of a ten and then start printing it off, rolling it up and smoking it (As I do with every portal submission *mmm- portal printer ink*)

Well, let's see how much I can type without me being banned, shall we? Ok, here goes...

I have never seen trigun, so I don't know what it's about or why that guy was green or why they were in the desert or why- well, you get what I mean.

Otherwise, It was good. No, sorry, excellent. Ok, ok, to be honset that was worthy of being carved into the holy grail. Well, not really. But you know what i'm saying.

REPLY OF A TWELVE YEAR OLD

Dat was greet an I liiked id wen it blowed upp an kild evrywun cos it suked mi ass an WTF so good i likd id wen it wot da hel blo up mi eye an i died

I LIKED THAT MOVIE- IT"S YOUR BEST YET.

( *-* ) Peter monkey is happy.

LocalNeroflash responds:

OMG! its he!oomgomgomgomogmgomgomgog

mom! he's sceary!
tell him to stop it!

....
my best yet?
hmmm....
its not what i think but if u want so..
thx, thx thx
i hope to hear a little *pling-plong*
(imitation "or how to spell it" of the signal frum teh msn mailbox...)
and see that you have write-..
im feeling loonely!
thx for teh review

[Thinking]

Uh...

Hell, you make short short films but you make your short shorts even shorter. And your short skirts, well, that's a different matter altogether...could you GET any closer to hentai?

ANYWAY...

Nice one Jo-college-shiny-lady, and congratulations for being included in the matrix still has you- I enjoyed it immensly.

Damn Oracle.

Good luck in college and I hope you get all the grades you wished for.

( ^-^ )

[Math Class]

k.

That is exactly what happens in my head every maths lesson... except mine includes rabbits, owls and a couple of chainsaws. Hey, If you don't believe me, check my movies.

Promotion? I see no self promotion...

[Smile!]

WAAAAAAAHW

*speechless*

Holy pink monkey of everything insane I LOVE this movie.

[Uncle Fuck 2]

a...a...a....

a...a...a...a...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAHHAHA!

[Uncle Fuck]

That was great!

My friend was going on about this for months!

I loved that film in a, violent, molestation kinda way...

[Sent to Kill]

Ahh, mine eyes!

That was "bo'ma-fashiggi'dy".

I just made that word, don't try to look it up.

The only thing is, like in every stick movie, the bodies keep becoming disproportionate... if you REALLY wanted to, you could fix that but, meh, not such a big problem.

Another thing that you don't see so much in stick movies is:

a) Gore, i.e, heart, liver... you get the idea, but I think there's a reason for this... probably because it doesn't look too good, so don't do that...

and

b) Interaction with the scenery. You COULD do that, but hey, i'm not gonna tell you what to do.

I hope I was helpful, and not just too plain annoying.

You can e-mail me if you have a question (yeah, like you're gonna do that), just by clicking my profile.

Good luck, and the movie is great!