Boojamon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hippo Goes to the Movies]

what ever

Your movie sucked more than a drunk prostitute. It took me about 7mins to load 1.9 mb of crap that lasted 9 seconds!

*Helpful Hint*
Stick to what your good at and don't do frame-by-fame animation- 'cos it takes up to much memory.

[Mario & Jacko]

hmmm...well I supose....

C: it was all good n stuff at first but then it got kinda repetitive s'pose if they all got killed in some sort of explosion at the end it'd be ok but it just seems unfinished.

B: I agree with C. It got more drawn out as the movie progressed. What did you think about the sounds?

C: yeah I liked the music playing most of the way through what is it?

B: Dunno, lets ask. But don't you reckon it could do without the speech 'bubbles' (excuse the pun) and more sound?

C:Hmm... but it's kinda a waste of time putting voices on cos I certaintly can't be fucked.

B: Concordedly, my young companion. SYS-TEM-ATIC AH-NOM-AH-LAY

C: yeah whatever just stop T mesising dear brother

B: What the hell are you talking about? Anyway, we thought your thing sucked ass... which is a bad thing...

C: It means breaking up your words, it bugs me and I don't agree, I thought the first bit was good.... but I suppose in the end it really did suck ass, yeah, so I do agree.

B: yep :-)

[Ballad of a fallen angel]

Yes...

It was good n' all, but... why? What has it got to do with anything? I thought it was so good because it was so bad that It made me laugh out loud... *dying with insane laughter*

Lotsa Luv

Me

[Potter Puppet Pals!]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

Wow! Excellent! beautiful! wonderful! Systematic anomallie! I loved it!

P.s. I thought you might like to know my friend has been going on about this movie for months. Now I know why!

"Bother bother bother bother..."

[Matrix Lobby scene remade]

Good

Reasonable... bit short though, even for a day! The sound gets a bit annoying though.

[Alone]

Loved (parts of) it...

Who? What? When? Why? Where?

I loved it all. The music worked. The pictures flowed.

The worst part, i'm sad to tell you that there is one, was the fake-ass moon and flowers. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. You can annimate and illustrate with perfect vigour and precision, but you can't be bothered to draw l'il red flowers or a shadow-gradient?

Come on, I know you can do better!
Loved the story writing, by the way, Amichi, but Felix and Jennie? Come on you guys! YOU-CAN-DO-IT!

[the best gun in the world]

Like it... but...

I see what your getting at, and sure, we all like the gun, but, well, it's not particuarly interesting. The problem is there isn't anything realy worth doing once you load it. You could speed up the frame rate so that I looks a lot better, and make it more interactive, i.e. shooting people or targets.
You got me realy looking forward to it, then you put it on loop again. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Nah, just kidding, but please, PLEASE do more on it. I was so looking forward to some matrix game.

Graphics were soooo good. Don't give up. I'll be back in a week to see it again. Looking forward to it.

[Blue or red pill??]

Dude!

I loved it! Dude, some people may put you down for something that your best at, but I reckon this is incredible.
I've given you the highest score I can your stuff will stay on the net. I wish you all the luck with your job (he's a visual arts dude, everybody!), and keep up the excellent graphics and modeling. Love it.

p.s. Everybody come and see it.

p.p.s. Dude!